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Spread the Stupidity- drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
people order double cheeseburgers,large fries,and a diet coke
banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters
we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage
we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight
they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering
EVER WONDER
Why the sun lightens our hair,but darkens our skin
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,and dish washing liquid made with real lemons
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together
If con is the opposite of pro,is Congress the opposite of progress
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal

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